(M) ★★★★
Director: Marc Forster.
Cast: Tom Hanks, Mariana Treviño, Truman Hanks, Rachel Keller, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Cameron Britton, Mack Bayda, Juanita Jennings, Emonie Ellison, Peter Lawson Jones.
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| No one told Otto it was Tracksuit Day. |
Movie, music and TV reviews by Matt Neal, a Rotten Tomatoes-accredited ABC Radio film critic (also an author, musician, journalist and all-round okay guy).
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| No one told Otto it was Tracksuit Day. |
It's Hottest 100 time again. The 2022 countdown is on January 28, and will once again deliver what triple j listeners deem to be the best songs of the past year, creating a musical time capsule for decades to come.
It will also bring with it much debate. There will be the typical whingeing from people who don't listen to triple j anymore and who preferred it in the '90s or the '00s when they played more Red Hot Chili Peppers or whatever, and who haven't caught up to the fact that triple j is the national youth broadcaster and thus keeps up with the youth and not ageing morons whose musical tastes haven't moved with the times. Get over yourselves, haters. (Oh, and listen to Double J on Sunday, January 29 when they replay the Hottest 100 of 2002 in full.)
When it comes to picking a winner, there are three key indicators - the various bookies, social media vote counter 100 Warm Tunas, and ARIA chart performance. The first two are somewhat obvious and are usually pretty close (although 100 Warm Tunas was wrong in 2019 and 2016, and the bookies didn't see The Wiggles coming last year). ARIA chart performance is the icing on the cake - only six times out of 29 has the Hottest 100 winner failed to chart in the ARIA top 50 prior to winning.
An interesting thing to note this year is that 100 Warm Tunas has introduced an "experimental" machine learning (ML) process into its algorithm to help offset its past errors. Its a good way to counter discrepancies in the results, including the fact that metal and rock songs often rate higher in the Warm Tunas than they actually finish. I've added both Warm Tunas predictions - with ML and without ML - for completeness, although at the time of writing ML hadn't been applied to some songs.
I've also added in the thoughts of Patrick Avenell, who is an aficionado and unofficial historian of the countdown with some serious form in predicting the Hottest 100. He's the guy triple j goes to for expert opinions on the Hottest 100 (and I do too, as you can read here).
And just for shits and gigs, I've added in Spotify streams and YouTube plays (which is a rough sum of film clips and lyric vids), because the more stats the merrier.
All stats/odds correct at time of publication.
And remember - gamble responsibly.
And here are some other songs destined to do well:
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| "I know I'm dressed like a judge, but I'm not actually a judge." |
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| Watching The Cure live in concert is always more fun as a family. |
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| No one was looking forward to the return journey in the tiny car. |
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| "The results are in. The greatest movie ever made is... Spice World, Don Corleone." |
Updated: May 1, 2024
How do we figure out which film is the greatest of all time?
It's a question we've wanted to answer ever since we started making movies, and it's one we can never solve. Until now.*
In 1998, I stumbled upon the American Film Institute's list of the greatest American films of all time. It sparked a life-long passion for cinema and an obsession with similar film lists. I wanted to see all the great movies, and these lists told me which ones to start with. As time went on, the lists blurred together into one huge list on my computer, which then made me wonder what would happen if I compiled them properly in a spreadsheet. Would it tell me what the greatest film of all time was?
Below is the result of that ridiculous thought. I have collected 82 lists, each containing between 30 and 101 films. Some were alphabetised, some were ranked, some were arranged chronologically, so I used a rudimentary weighting system to even them out - basically an appearance on an unranked list got you a five, while an appearance on a ranked list started at 10 points for the top 10, nine for being in the next 10, and so on. I sought out lists of under-represented films - those from certain continents, or of certain genres, or certain eras, or directed by women - in a further attempt to even things out.
I realise what a flawed endeavour this is, and that my methodology is also flawed, but here are the results nonetheless.
In the top 100, In The Mood For Love appeared on the least number of lists (11).
The highest ranking non-English language film is The Seven Samurai (#31), the highest silent film is City Lights (#34), and the most recent films in the top 70 are 2002's Spirited Away (#44) and 2001's The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (#67). The oldest films in the top 60 are 1926's The General (#58) and 1927's Sunrise (#60).
Of the films in the top 100, The Godfather had the highest average score per list (8.5), while Citizen Kane, The Shawshank Redemption, La Regle du Jeu and In The Mood For Love were the only other films to also average higher than 8.
For films that appeared on a minimum of five lists, the best average is The Godfather and Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (8.5), Withnail & I, There Will Be Blood (8.6), and Citizen Kane (8.4), and In The Mood For Love and City Of God (8.2).
The only films in the top 100 directed by women are The Wachowski's The Matrix (#56) and Jane Campion's The Piano (#79). The next highest is Chantal Akerman's Jeanne Dielman (#111), Claire Denis' Beau Travail (#132), and Sofia Coppola's Lost In Translation (#157).
* Just kidding. We'll never know the answer.
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| David Bowie: sucking stars through his nose. |